Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
