She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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