sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Are we still banned from the library?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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