do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
ttyl tear gas
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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