Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
My feet surprised me
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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