I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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