If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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