no, he came in my armpit
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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