I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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