No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Randomize
