idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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