We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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