So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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