god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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