What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
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