I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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