the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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