the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
wow bdsm is so cute
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
