i just identified you from a description of your pipe
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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