love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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