Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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