we're blogging at a bar
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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