he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
