guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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