honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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