who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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