so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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