Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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