there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize