What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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