if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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