Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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