Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
