im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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