Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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