did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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