Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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