My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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