dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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