i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she looked like the before picture.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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