im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Send help, water and tortillas.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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