im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
The adults are the big ones right?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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