Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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