so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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