is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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