I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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