I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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