i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
time to smoke my breakfast
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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