C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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