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  dude do u know what u did last night?

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  do i wanna know???

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  you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...

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• (754): View more from Florida

  do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?

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• (925): View more from California

  you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.

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• (818): View more from California

  Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went

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• (310): View more from California

  Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.

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• (916): View more from California

  I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  He? As in you personified your dick?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!

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• (562): View more from California

  You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.

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