I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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