erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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