my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
This is my gift to your gina
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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