? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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