david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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