I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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