Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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