some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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