Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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