You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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